Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Introducing New NVV iSomm Watch

We are proud and excited to announce the new NVV iSomm Watch designed specifically for wine professionals. Sensors integrated into the iSomm Watch will allow it to "smell" wine - so there's no more wondering if that is chocolate or coffee you're detecting in a wine's aromas, because the watch will tell you.

The watch will also come bundled with the new iSmell app, which will allow anyone to easily rate a wine. Just hold the watch above a glass of wine and get flawless ratings.

"I love the new iSomm Watch," gushed an anonymous wine critic. "Now I can simultaneously watch baseball, drink beer and rate wines."

Critics are not the only ones raving about NVV's new iSomm Watch. Since it's built on an open source platform, developers can re-write segments of the program.

"Our wines are now rated at 120 points," said a famous winemaker. "They could be rated at 999 points, but we thought that might confuse people or scare them if read upside down."

The NVV has never produced a piece of hardware like this before, but is now looking at other areas to expand into. "We're thinking of building a self-driving car," said NVV President and CEO Linda Reiff, "one that automatically knows where to park for meetings, wine consolidations, Premiere and Auction Napa Valley. We spend half our time telling people where to park."